In a desperate attempt to grab the headlines and stay relevant we have created a fake news story for the purposes of grabbing the headlines. Our lead story… AHEM!… focuses on an exclusive look at the very British Rolls Royce SUV. Let me just add that a very British Rolls Royce SUV is for real it is no fake news story generated merely to fill column spaces. Very British Rolls Royce has been planning to build an SUV for years, the design and development process is nearing an end. Codenamed Project Cullinan internally by very British Rolls Royce we here at DCB Towers simply refer to it as the very British Rolls Royce SUV. Very British Rolls Royce does not use the term SUV, it’s far too common, instead, they prefer to use their own lexicon. Very British Rolls Royce prefer to subjugate SUV for “high-sided, all-terrain vehicle” – for the purposes of sanity we’ll stick with “SUV” – said is expected to be based on the next generation, lightweight Phantom platform. Naturally, as the vehicle is still under development specifics are thin on the ground. We can speculate that it will house a 6.3-litre V12 and in-line with the company’s Vision 100 concept strategy, a hybrid offering is highly likely. The rendering that you see was actually conceptualised by Ares Performance. The Modena based company specialise in bespoke aftermarket performance upgrades, bespoke styling bodykits, and interior upgrades, their client base is often extremely rich. So if your ultra-luxury car isn’t to your personal taste then Ares Performance refashion and re-engineer the style and performance of luxury cars to the client’s specific request. Ares Performance was founded by former Lotus Boss Dany Bhar. Regrettably, their very British Rolls Royce SUV is just a CGi concept based on the Ghost.